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Womens English
05-07-2007, 06:59 AM
Post: #1
Womens English
"Yes" = No

"No" = Yes

"Maybe" = No

"I'm sorry" = You'll be sorry

"We need" = I want

"It's your decision" = The correct decision should be obvious by now

"Sure... go ahead" = I don't want you to

"I'm not upset" = Of course I'm upset, you moron!

"We need to talk" = I need to complain

"You're certainly attentive tonight" = Is sex all you ever think
about?

"Be romantic, turn out the lights" = I have flabby thighs

"This kitchen is so inconvenient" = I want a new house

"I want new curtains" = and carpeting, and furniture, and
wallpaper...

"I heard a noise" = I noticed you were almost asleep

"Do you love me?" = I'm going to ask for something expensive

"How much do you love me?" = I did something today you're really not
going to like

"I'll be ready in a minute" = Kick off your shoes and find a good
game on T.V.

"Is my butt fat?" = Lie to me

"You have to learn to communicate" = Just agree with me

"Are you listening to me!?" = [Too late, you're dead]

"Do what you want." = You'll pay for this later

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05-08-2007, 12:46 AM
Post: #2
RE: Womens English
THX.Smile

                


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05-08-2007, 03:48 AM
Post: #3
RE: Womens English
exaggeration as usual..hıh..Smile but I admit that there are women such like that..sorrySad actually I liked your writingWink

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05-08-2007, 06:44 AM
Post: #4
RE: Womens English
Funny, thanks bro.
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05-11-2007, 12:15 AM
Post: #5
RE: Womens English
LOL Very Happy

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08-08-2007, 02:12 AM
Post: #6
RE: Womens English
Laughing

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08-13-2007, 09:58 PM
Post: #7
RE: Womens English
scorpion_X Wrote:"Yes" = No

"No" = Yes

"Maybe" = No

"I'm sorry" = You'll be sorry

"We need" = I want

"It's your decision" = The correct decision should be obvious by now

"Sure... go ahead" = I don't want you to

"I'm not upset" = Of course I'm upset, you moron!

"We need to talk" = I need to complain

"You're certainly attentive tonight" = Is sex all you ever think
about?

"Be romantic, turn out the lights" = I have flabby thighs

"This kitchen is so inconvenient" = I want a new house

"I want new curtains" = and carpeting, and furniture, and
wallpaper...

"I heard a noise" = I noticed you were almost asleep

"Do you love me?" = I'm going to ask for something expensive

"How much do you love me?" = I did something today you're really not
going to like

"I'll be ready in a minute" = Kick off your shoes and find a good
game on T.V.

"Is my butt fat?" = Lie to me

"You have to learn to communicate" = Just agree with me

"Are you listening to me!?" = [Too late, you're dead]

"Do what you want." = You'll pay for this later
I am sort of agreed to this topic.. Everybody means different things when they say something

The real one...
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09-03-2007, 12:01 AM
Post: #8
RE: Womens English
"Is my butt fat?" = Lie to meCap_PDT_01_05

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