dummy!

A robbery suspect just couldn't control himself recently during a Los Angeles Police lineup.

When detectives asked each man in the lineup to repeat the words, "Give me all your money or I'll shoot," the man shouted, "That's not what I said!"............That's not what I said !!

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who dares!

Temel was learning English.

Teacher: Temel, give me a sentence starting with "I".

Temel began, "I is..."

Teacher stopped him short: "No, Temel. Always say, "I am..."

Temel: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet