Aşağıdaki metin tamamen ingilizce olmasına rağmen ingilizce bilen türkler hariç hiç kimse anlayamaz.

Hasan was a very heavy headed boy. His father was a middle situationed man.To make his son read in good schools ,he did everything coming from his hand. He took everything to eye. His mother was a house woman. Every job used to come from her hand. In making food ,there was no one on top of her. The taste of the observations (gözleme) ,she made you eat your fingers. This woman made her hair a brush for her son. When Hasan
became sick ,she cried her two eyes two fountains. When Hasan finished lycee he wanted to be a tooth doctor ,he entered the university exams and won tootherness school.
In the school he met jale. Hasan was hit to jale in first look but jale was not hit to him in the first look. However her blood boiled to him. A few weeks later they cooked the job. Jale's father was a money father. He turned the corner many years ago by making dreamy export. But Jale was not like her father. She was a very low hearted girl. Her father was wanting to make her marry to his soldierness friend's son Abdurrahim.
Abdurrahim finished first school and did'nt read later. He became a rough uncle.
He started to turn dirty jobs when he was a crazy blooded man. He was
his mother's eye. He said "HIK" and he fell from his father's nose. So
three under five up he was like his father. When he saw Jale ,he put eye to her.
His inside went. His mouth got watered. His eyes opened like a fortune
stone. To be able to see Jale Hasan's inside was eating his inside.
Finally together they went to a park. When they were wrinkling in the park ,Abdurrahim saw them. First he pulled a deep inside. And then his eyes turned. He wanted to send them to the village with wood ,but he collected himself. He decided to leave them head to head. At that moment the devil poked him. He fit to the devil ,pulled his gun and fired. However a man passing stayed under lead rain and poor man went to who hit. He planted the horseshoes. Then the mirrorless come. They took all of them under eye.
Jale's inside was blood crying. The man died eye seeing seeing. And
so,this job finished in the black arm (karakol)

Omg
this one is really funny
thanks for it

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