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***Mijac!*** · 05-17-2007, 12:40 PM

A: Do you want to hear a dirty joke?
B: Ok
A: A white horse fell in the mud.
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Ralph: Dad, will you do my math for me tonight?
Dad: No, son, it wouldn't be right.
Ralph: Well, you could try.
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On a crowded bus, one man noticed that another man had his eyes closed.
"What's the matter? Are you sick?" he asked.
"No, I'm okay. It's just that I hate to see old ladies standing."
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Son: Dad, what is an idiot?
Dad: An idiot is a person who tries to explain his ideas in such a strange and long way that another person who is listening to him can't understand him. Do you understand me?
Son: No.
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A: I have the perfect son.
B: Does he smoke?
A: No, he doesn't.
B: Does he drink whiskey?
A: No, he doesn't.
B: Does he ever come home late?
A: No, he doesn't.
B: I guess you really do have the perfect son. How old is he?
A: He will be six months old next Wednesday.

Laughing

**scorpion_X** · 05-17-2007, 12:42 PM

lol

***ELuSiVe*** · 05-18-2007, 12:21 AM

:Cap_PDT_01_07:thx.

***Mijac!*** · 05-18-2007, 12:30 PM

u welcome guys *flowers* i'll post more soon...............

***Mijac!*** · 08-15-2007, 02:09 PM