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Marriage
02-27-2008, 11:49 AM
Post: #1
Cool Marriage
Jack, a smart businessman, talks to his son

-- Jack: I want you to marry a girl of my choice.

-- Son : "I will choose my own bride".

-- Jack: "But the girl is Bill Gates`s daughter. "

-- Son : "Well, in that case. . . "

Next Jack approaches Bill Gates.

-- Jack: "I have a husband for your daughter. "

-- Bill Gates: "But my daughter is too young to marry. "

-- Jack: "But this young man is a vice-president of the World Bank. "

-- Bill Gates: "Ah, in that case. . . "

Finally Jack goes to see the president of the World Bank.

-- Jack: "I have a young man to be recommended as a vice-president. "

-- President: "But I already have more vice-presidents than I need. "

-- Jack: "But this young man is Bill Gates`s son-in-law. "

-- President: "Ah, in that case. . . . . "

This is how business is done!

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02-28-2008, 01:42 AM
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RE: Marriage
well, i wanna meet Jack! Very Happy

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02-28-2008, 02:17 AM
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RE: Marriage
& do what?


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02-28-2008, 03:22 AM
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RE: Marriage
and let him improve my life quality Razz a better job, more money, a handsome and famous husband Razz

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02-28-2008, 03:25 AM
Post: #5
RE: Marriage
Oh, well good luck.

But before, all that glitters is not gold Wink


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02-28-2008, 03:26 AM
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RE: Marriage
sure! but let me try & see that Razz

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02-28-2008, 07:01 AM
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RE: Marriage
Sure you can, remember unlike theater thr will be no retakes.


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02-28-2008, 08:35 AM
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RE: Marriage
Pio Wrote:sure! but let me try & see that Razz

hehehe good lucky!!! Joker_PDT_53

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