David Bissonette

When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.



Sacha Guitry

After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together.





By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher. Socrates





Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them.



Dumas

The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, "What does a woman want?





Sigmund Freud

I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.





Anonymous

"Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays."







Sam Kinison

"There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage."





James Holt McGavran

"I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me, and the second one didn't."





Patrick Murray

Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming
1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it,
2. Whenever you're right, shut up.





Nash

The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once...





Anonymous

You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to.





Henny Youngman

My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.





Rodney Dangerfield

A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.







Anonymous

A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: "Wife wanted". Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."





Anonymous

First Guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!"
Second Guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive."

Quote:By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.
Socrates

lol very good comment!

Quote:Patrick Murray

Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming
1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it,
2. Whenever you're right, shut up.

this seems to be sooooooo ture, when i compare ma frnds love life hehe

Forgot to add ma favorite lines,

Before marriage you crave for man/women but after marriage you just rave.

this one:

Quote:The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, "What does a woman want?
Sigmund Freud

Is easy to answer: Be loved!!!

Lol,

Quote:Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them.

lol

But get married is a good thing, when you choose the right person!