List of the Funniest Bumper Stickers In America You will find some wise ones. But, you will also find some weird ones.

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I Have The Body Of A God ... Buddha
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Chess players "mate" better
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Constipated People Don't Give A shit.
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That is so five minutes ago!!
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If You Drink Don't Park, Accidents Cause People.
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Who Lit The Fuse On Your Tampon?
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If You Don't Believe In Oral Sex, Keep Your Mouth Shut.
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Please Tell Your Pants Its Not Polite To Point.
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If That Phone Was Up Your Butt, Maybe You Could Drive A Little Better.
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My Kid Got Your Honor Roll Student Pregnant.
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Thank You For Pot Smoking.
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To All You Virgins: Thanks For Nothing.
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If At First You Don't Succeed... Blame Someone Else And Seek Counseling.
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Impotence: Nature's Way Of Saying "No Hard Feelings".
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If You Can Read This, I've Lost My Trailer.
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Horn Broken ... Watch For Finger
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It's Not How You Pick Your Nose, But Where You Put The Booger.
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If You're Not A Hemorrhoid, Get Off My Ass.
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You're Just Jealous Because The Voices Are Talking To Me
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The Earth Is Full - Go Home
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This Would Be Really Funny If It Weren't Happening To Me
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So Many Pedestrians - So Little Time
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Cleverly Disguised As A Responsible Adult
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If We Quit Voting Will They All Go Away?
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The Face Is Familiar But I Can't Quite Remember My Name
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Eat Right, Exercise, Die Anyway
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Illiterate? Write For Help
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Honk If Anything Falls Off
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Cover Me I'm Changing Lanes
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He Who Hesitates Is Not Only Lost But Miles From The Next Exit
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I Refuse To Have A Battle Of Wits With An Unarmed Person
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You! Out Of The Gene Pool!
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I Do Whatever My Rice Krispies Tell Me To
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Where Are We Going And Why Am I In This Handbasket?
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If Sex Is A Pain In The Ass, Then You're Doing It Wrong
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Fight Crime: Shoot Back!
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If You Can Read This, Please Flip Me Back Over... [Seen Upside Down On A Jeep]
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Remember Folks: Stop Lights Timed For 35mph Are Also Timed For 70mph.
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Guys: No Shirt, No Service - Gals: No Shirt, No Charge
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If Walking Is So Good For You, Then Why Does My Mailman Look Like Jabba The Hut?
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Necrophilia: That Uncontrollable Urge To Crack Open A Cold One.
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Ax Me About Ebonics
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Body By Nautilus; Brain By Mattel
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Boldly Going Nowhere
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Cat: The Other White Meat
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Caution - Driver Legally Blonde
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Don't Be Sexist - Bitches Hate That
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Heart Attacks ... God's Revenge For Eating His Animal Friends.
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It'll be a great day when our schools get all the money they need and the air force has to hold a bake sale to buy a bomber
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Honk If You've Never Seen An Uzi Fired From A Car Window
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How Many Roads Must A Man Travel Down Before He Admits He is lost
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If You Can't Dazzle Them With Brilliance, Riddle Them With Bullets.
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Money Isn't Everything, But It Sure Keeps The Kids In Touch
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Saw It ... Wanted It ... Had A Fit ... Got It!
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My Hockey Mom Can Beat Up Your Soccer Mom.
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GROW YOUR OWN DOPE --- PLANT A MAN.
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All Men Are Animals, Some Just Make Better Pets.
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Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them
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I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
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WANTED: Meaningful overnight relationship.
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BEER: It's not just for breakfast anymore.
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o you're a feminist...Isn't that precious.
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I need someone really bad...Are you really bad?
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Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder
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If you can read this, thank a teacher
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Don't mess with Texas
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I will mess with Texas
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Don't pray in my school and I won't think in your church

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The Earth Is Full - Go Home yes go home immediately