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***ELuSiVe*** · 04-04-2007, 06:01 AM

***ELuSiVe*** · 04-05-2007, 04:34 AM

A lump of red lead, A red lead lump

***ELuSiVe*** · 04-05-2007, 04:36 AM

[b]Silly sheep weep and sleep[/b]

***ELuSiVe*** · 04-05-2007, 04:37 AM

The two-twenty-two train tore through the tunnel

***ELuSiVe*** · 04-05-2007, 12:55 PM

Read it aloud Smile

The English Language

I take it you already know
Of tough and bough and cough and dough?
Others may stumble, but not you
On hiccough, thorough, slough and through.
Well don't! And now you wish, perhaps,
To learn of less familiar traps.
Beware of heard, a dreadful word
That looks like beard but sounds like bird.
And dead: it's said like bed, not bead,
For goodness sake don't call it deed!
Watch out for meat and great and threat
(They rhyme with suite and straight and debt).
A moth is not a moth as in mother
Nor both in bother, nor broth in brother,
And here is not a match for there,
Nor dear and fear, for bear and pear.
And then there's dose and rose and lose-
Just look them up- and goose and choose
And cork and work and card and ward
And font and front and word and sword
And do and go, then thwart and cart,
Come, come! I've hardly made a start.
A dreadful language? Why man alive!
I learned to speak it when I was five.
And yet to write it, the more I tried,
I hadn't learned it at fifty-five.

-Author Unknown

***ELuSiVe*** · 04-05-2007, 12:58 PM

Three witches watch three Swatch watches.
Which witch watch which Swatch watch?

advanced version Smile

Three switched witches watch three Swatch watch switches.
Which switched witch watch which Swatch watch switch?

***ELuSiVe*** · 04-05-2007, 01:00 PM

Red lorry, yellow lorry, red lorry, yellow lorry.

***ELuSiVe*** · 04-05-2007, 01:01 PM

Mr. See owned a saw.
And Mr. Soar owned a seesaw.
Now See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw
Before Soar saw See,
Which made Soar sore.
Had Soar seen See's saw
Before See sawed Soar's seesaw,
See's saw would not have sawed
Soar's seesaw.
So See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw.
But it was sad to see Soar so sore
Just because See's saw sawed
Soar's seesaw!

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