TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North AmericaMARIA: Here it is
TEACHER: Correct. Now Class, who discovered America?
CLASS: Maria

TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables

TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D- I-A-L
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.

TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD: H I J K L M N O
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O

TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
WINNIE: Me

TEACHER: Rodney, why do you always get so dirty?
RODNEY: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are

TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I".
MILLIE: I is….
TEACHER: No, Millie…. Always say, "I am."
MILLIE: All right… "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."

TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
LOUIE: Because George still had the ax in his hand

TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.

TEACHER: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
CLYDE: No, teacher, it's the same dog.

TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD: A Teacher

Daisy. It's gladsome to hear some funny stories from you.

thanx..its nice to see u

it s really good
i had so fun thanx a lot

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Great!!! I loved it!

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