A guy is reading his paper when his wife walks up behind him and smacks him on the back of the head with a frying pan. He asks, "What was that for? She says, "I found a piece of paper in your Rpocket with 'Betty Sue' written on it. "He says, "Jeez, honey, remember last week when I went to the track? 'Betty Sue' was the name of the horse I went there to bet on." She shrugs and walks away. Three days later he's reading his paper when she walks up behind him and smacks him on the back of the head again with the frying pan. He asks, "What was that for?" She answers, "Your horse called."

- Doctor, my wife thinks I am crazy.
- Why?
- Because, me after I drink my coffee I eat the cup.
- What? You eat your all cup?
- No, remain only the ear (handle) of the cup.
- You are really crazy, you leave what is the most tasteful, the handle.

The perfect marriage:..the confession of a man:..."My wife asked me to take her to a place where she haven't been for long time...so I suggest her to go to the kitchen".

- What do you choose my dear: to go in a vacation to Russia or to buy you a fur coat?
- Well we go in Russia because there are many nice fur coats.

The wife of a manager finds out that her husband has a new secretary. When he comes home, she asksR him:
- Does your secretary have nice legs?
- I didn't notice....
- What colour have her eyes?
- I do not know...
- But..how she dresses?
-...hmm..very fast..

- Forgive me sir, but I have the impression that someone is looking for you at the telephone.
- How come that you have the impression John?...Is someone ask for me on the telephone? Is someone looking for me on the telephone or not?
- Well...see sir...when I picked up the telephone-receiver, the person from the other line was asking: "Are you the idot, zany, bald old man?"

hey elena

thanks for sharing this funny stories with us

Elena thank u my friend for sharing..