A Lesson About Blood Circulation

A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood. Trying to make the matter clearer, he said: “Now, students, if I stood on my head the blood, as you know, would run into it, and I should turn red in the face.”

“Yes, sir,” the boys said.

“Then why is it that while I am standing upright in the ordinary position the blood doesn’t run into my feet?”

A little fellow shouted, “‘It’s because yer feet ain’t empty.”

1- What is the longest word in the English language?

“Smiles”. Because there is a mile between its first and last letters!

2- I have 12 legs, 12 arms and 8 heads. What am I?

A liar!

3- What’s a waste of energy?

Telling a hair-raising story to a bald man!

4- I look at you, you look at me, I raise my right, you raise your left. What is this object?

Mirror

5- What question can you never answer “yes” to?

“Are you asleep?”

6- Take off my skin, I won’t cry, but you will. What am I?

An onion

7- What kind of stones are never found in the ocean?

Dry stones.

8- You are driving a bus. Four people get on, three people get off, then eight people get on and ten people get off, then 6 people get on and 2 more people get off. What color were the bus driver’s eyes?

Whatever colors your eyes are because you are the bus driver.

9- Why did the farmer bury all his money in his fields?

He wanted rich soil.

great!!!