1. The Female always makes THE RULES.

2. THE RULES are subject to change without notice.

3. No Male can possibly know all THE RULES.

4. If the Female suspects the Male knows all THE RULES, she must
immediately change some or all of THE RULES.

5. The Female is never wrong.

6. If it appears the Female is wrong, it is because of a flagrant
misunderstanding caused by something the Male did or said wrong.

7. If Rule #6 applies, the Male must apologize immediately for causing
the misunderstanding.

8. The Female can change her mind at any given time.

9. The Male must never change his mind without the express, written
consent of The Female.

10. The Female has every right to be angry or upset at any time.

11. The Male must remain calm at all times, unless the Female wants him
to be angry or upset.

12. The Female must, under no circumstances, let the Male know whether
she wants him to be angry or upset.

13. The Male is expected to read the mind of the Female at all times.

14. At all times, what is important is what the Female meant, not what
she said.

15. If the Male doesn't abide by THE RULES, it is because he can't take
the heat, lacks ackbone, and is a wimp.

16. If the Female has PMS, all THE RULES are null and void and the Male
must cater to her every whim.

17. Any attempt to document THE RULES could result in bodily harm.

18. If the Male, at any time, believes he is right, he must refer to
Rule #5

i love it!! thx

Believe it or not but they are true, universal truth

hahahaha pretty niceeeeeeeee thnx

Glad

good and true
thnx...

Girls! awesome song by Dresden Dolls and do watch the music video:

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Coin-Operated Boy

coin-operated boy
sitting on the shelf
he is just a toy
but i turn him on
and he comes to life
automatic joy
that is why i want
a coin-operated boy
made of plastic and elastic
he is rugged and long-lasting
who could ever ever ask for more
love without complications galore

coin-operated boy
all the other real
ones that i destroyed
cannot hold a candle to my new boy and i'll
never let him go
and i'll never be alone(go)
and i'll never let him go
and i'll never be alone(go)
and i'll never be alone(go)
and i'll never be alone

not with my coin-operated boy
this bridge was written to make you feel smittener
with my sad picture
of girl getting bitter-er
can you extract me
from my plastic fantasy
i didn't think so
but i'm still convencinble
will you persist even after i kiss you
goodbye for the last time
will you keep on trying?
to prove it
i'm dying
to loose it
i'm losing
my confidence
i want it
i want it
i want it

i want you
i want you
i want you

i want a
i want a
i want a
i want a

coin operated boy

if i had a star to wish on for my life i can't imagine
any flesh and blood could be his match
i can even take him in the bath
coin operated boy
he may not be real
experienced with girls
but i know he feels
like a boy should feel
isn't that the point?
that is why i want a coin-operated boy
with a pretty coin-operated voice
saying that he loves me
that he's thinking of me
straight up to the point
that is why i want a
coin-operated boy.