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02-17-2006, 08:12 AM
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I want to suck you... lick you... wanna move my tongue all over you...wanna feel you in my mouth...yep, tat's how u...eat an ice cream!

yummy yummy Laughing
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02-17-2006, 08:13 AM
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Q:What is the difference between a wife and a girlfriend?
A:About 45 pounds!! Laughing
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02-17-2006, 08:15 AM
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Boss: (to employee) - Experts say humor on the job relieves tension in this time of down-sizing, Knock, Knock.
Employee: Who's there?
Boss: Not you anymore. Very Happy
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02-17-2006, 08:16 AM
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Two goldfish are in a tank. One says to the other, "Do you know how to drive this thing?" Laughing
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02-17-2006, 08:16 AM
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What is the difference between a woman and a magnet?
Magnets have a positive side! Laughing
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02-17-2006, 08:19 AM
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Any woman that thinks the way to a mans heart is through his stomach is aiming just a little too high. Very Happy
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02-17-2006, 08:21 AM
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What do you call a Lada/Skoda at the top of a hill? A miracle. Very Happy
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02-17-2006, 08:23 AM
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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together. Laughing
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